If anyone knows of any jobs in the WV tri-state area that don't suck donkey balls and don't involve prostitution, let me know. I may be willing to relocate. I have numerous useless skills. Publishing, writing (duh), graphic design, web design, sign language interpreting, transcription, tarot reading, non-psychic metaphysical consultation, chicken butchering, paranormal investigations, photography, and making/designing clothing. Yes, I really know how to do all these things. I also have a degree in sign language and three years toward a degree in Forensic Psychology. So far this has garnered the interest of such high-profile employers as Claire's Boutique, the garbage company (who eventually found a "more qualified candidate"), and the local Dairy Mart.